Seeds

In case you get a mysterious package of seeds in the mail, do not plant them (well duh, you could create Audry 2) and contact the Illinois Department of Agriculture.  Apparently it is part of a "brushing scam"  in which third party vendors on Amazon send you a comparatively cheap item and then write a glowing 5 star review on it to push their listings higher in Amazon's rankings. Since 40 % of all searches for products start on Amazon, having a more visible listing there as a seller really helps.